Anyone fancy a game tonight? It would be even more ideal if you've got a force of miniatures 'cos I've really not got enough prepared for two sides! (I can probably scratch something together at a push, though. Might be largely unpainted, however).
Damon - Nope there are lots more - that's just one of each figure !
Morgan - The cubes in this dark elf kingdom have developed an instinctual fear of their master.
Such is the awesome power of Lord Cringe, Eater of the light, Spinner of lies, Ruler of the Underspire and Amateur chess enthusiast.
Cringe, along with his 'little' pet spider Glower (whom he has fed since she was only a few millimetres tall) has grown tired of his vast subterranean domain and is venturing up to the lands of light to subjugate the disgustingly noble humans, the lofty-oh-so-sure-of-themselves elves, and the uncouth dwarves.
The goblin tribes had better cower in fear before him, if they know what's good for them - and as for the ratmen.... Well... Envoys have been sent to enlist them as allies. It will be interesting to see which of them stabs the other in the back first....
Of course, Cringe has never actually had to fight what you might call an actual battle before. But he's very sure it will all go his way